Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson is Dead

The World's Greatest Entertainer, Michael JacksonIs deadIt is saidIt is sadHe has diedIt can't be deniedBut is it suicide?You decideFor more, clickMichael Jackson is Dead Suicide?,This Michael Jackson is dead blogpage comes to you from Jon Bratton

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Fathers Day Poems from Children

Here is a short poem from my Fathers Day Poems from Children collection, it being only 3 days to Father's Day
The big corn looked downAnd patted the (baby)(little)(young) corn's headI'm ever so proudTo be a popcorn, he said
I'm so proud you are my Popcorn
Happy Popcorn's Day,
Daddy
from
your baby corn
Jon Bratton 2009
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Baked Potato Recipe Foil

Those who know me just know that this is a search engine foible whereby lots of folk search using the phrase, 'baked potato recipe foil' but no one fully satisfies them. So all you folk who want to know the extent to which foil features in the baked potato process here's the definitive answer...it doesn't and it shouldn't and here's why"Baked Potato recipe foil"That should read failFor your potato in foil will boil and spoilYou'll be put in Potato JailThe foil traps the moisture, you seeIt's a mistakeYour potato will be steamedIt's a far better taste, when you bakeSo, put the potato in the oven, pricked and nakedThat's the potato, not youTo be honest it doesn't matterSo you can be naked tooAfter 50 minutes, removeYour naked potato is now bak-edUse foil now, if you like, during its 10 minute restThen serve it, naked(Smothered in butter)Look, if you want to pick up on every innuendo go ahead, cook the potato naked, it's not a problem because there are no hot splashes and if you want to serve it naked covered in butter, no problem because frankly what do you do in you kitchen is a matter between you and the receiver of your smothered offeringsMe? I'm hot and bothered and going for a lie downJon Bratton 2009For more on the subject click the linkBaked Potato Recipe Foilbut if you do, woe betide you
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