Fathers Day Poems from Children

Here is a short poem from my Fathers Day Poems from Children collection, it being only 3 days to Father's Day

The big corn looked downAnd patted the (baby)(little)(young) corn's headI'm ever so proudTo be a popcorn, he said

I'm so proud you are my Popcorn

Happy Popcorn's Day,

Daddy

from

your baby corn

Jon Bratton 2009

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Mother and Son Poem

This mother and son poem is a follow up to yesterday's poems about a student son using Father's Day to try to scrounge some money from his Dad. Today he tackles his mother“Mom, I sent a Fathers Day card to DadBut he didn’t help at allI’m a little.., I’m ski.. I’m broke…, MomSo I thought I’d give you a call”“OK, sweetie,” says Mom“The money is on its wayAnd I’ll send your economics bookWhich you left, on your last stay”“Uhh oh yeah Mom” says son“Thanks, you really are a friend”Dad comes home and asks his wife“OK how much did you send”"Two checks, one for 20, and the other for 1,000.""That's 1020 dollars!!!" yelled Dad"Don't worry hon," Mom said,“Its really not that badI taped the $20 check to the book coverBut put the $1,000 one in betweenThe pages on Prudent Money ManagementThat’s in Chapter 15!"Jon Bratton 2009This mother and son poem is copyright Jon Bratton. It may be used for non commercial purposes

Father's Day Verses Funny

This Father's Day Verses Funny blog entry is brought to you in the lead up to Fathers Day next month.Based on a joke I read somewhere I have written this Fathers Day card poem from a student to his Dad containing sledge hammer subtlety

Dad, $chool i$ really great.I’m $tudying very hard.I want for little, well, sort of..Except, perhaps, a ¢ardI would love to receive something from you.About home and Mom and $uchI am making lot$ of friend$But I mi$$ you very muchThe only reason I made thi$ ¢ardIs becau$e I want to $ayYou mean $o very much to meHave a $uper Father’$ DayYour Loving, Hard up $logger $on.

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The wise father repliedDear Son,Your sincere speech did NOt go unNOticedBut it came as NO surpriseAnd the subtletness of your messageDid NOt escape my teary eyesI do kNOw that the study of ecoNOmics,Is to you, interesting stuffThe pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task,And you can never kNOw eNOugh.I wrote to my DadWhen I was away at collegeMy Dad let me kNOw the meaning of NOAnd I pass on to you that kNOwledgeJon Bratton 2009

Fathers Day Poems Funny

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Fathers Day is just a month awaySo here's a little dittyOn this Father’s Day, DadI hope you are wellPin back your lug holesI’ve a story to tellA lumberjack raised the moneyFor his son‘s education, he plannedBy cutting down treesLaboriously, by handThe son bought his father a chain saw“This will make life easier, Pater”Then he went off to collegeReturning 3 months laterThe father had indeed used the sawBut he was now on his kneesHe had worked much harderAnd had cut down less treesThe son was disappointedAt what he had heard and seenSo he checked the oil and gasOn the chain saw machineHe pulled on the cord The chain saw roared into actionThe son was surprised At his father’s reaction His father got a shockHe grabbed his son’s jacketBLOODY HELL SON, he saidWHAT ON EARTH IS THAT RACKET?For your Father’s Day presentI thought long and hardBut you’ll understand nowWhy I just got you this cardHappy Father’s DayJon Bratton 2009For more, click the linkFathers Day Poems Funny

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