Mother Days Poems

Mother Days Poems as a title may seem flawed but searchers are flawed so I'm going with the flaw.

I bring you a poem in two languages, English UK and English USA and also, in rhyme, I take the time, to explain what determines the dates of Mother Days

Many Countries adopt Mothers Day, per USAOn the second Sunday, in the month of MayBut not so, in Ireland and the UK

Mothering Sunday there, is always spentOn the fourth Sunday after the start of LentSo why, you ask, does Lent move around?Because Easter need good light on the groundIt's to do with a full moon in the skyGood light for walking is the reason whyPilgrims to the holy lands walked at night They relied heavily on good moon lightSo the holy day (Easter Sunday) follows the moonIt's always in the Spring, but can be late or soon

This year, 2011, Mothering Sunday is very lateSunday April 3rd is precisely the dateSo I bring you now a poem for Mother's DayIs it original? I hear you say. Or nick it, as is oft your way?I adapted it, well, that's my excuseBut I've made it perfect for Mick and Brit use

So here goes, with the adapted one of the Mother Days Poems

For all the nappies that you've changed.For all the play dates you've arranged.

For all the trips back and forth to schoolFor mopping up gallons of vomit and drool.

For putting up with all that swillYou should have all of March..and a bit of April.

One day is just not enough... and yetI'm sorry, pet, but that's all you get

So spend your special Sunday, April ThreeHappily, and very work-free

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here's the original of the Mother Days poems

For all the diapersthat you changed.For all the play datesyou arranged.For all the tripsback and forth to schoolfor cleaning all the spit upand the drool.Why is there onlyone Mother's Day.You could have at least gottenthe ENTIRE month of May.*So there you have it, Mother Days PoemsFor Brits, Yanks and PomsI hope you enjoyShould you need it, here's moyMother Days Poems or Quotes

Mothers Day Poems

Mothers Day Poems

I didn't write 'em...I gathered 'em ...for you

This first one is for a Deceased Mother

If I could have just one wish

And never have another

It would be to have 5 minutes

And spend it with my Mother

I would tell you how I miss you

And wish that you could stay

Just to see your face again

On this, your Mothers Day.Mothers Day Poems

Love, trust, friendliness and courageare some of the lessons you taught me.What a great start you gave me in life.Have A Very Happy Mother's Day!***You show your love in little ways --In warming smiles and words of praise,In things you do to brighten days...You always show you care.You show your love by hurts you ease,By giving such fond memories,But Mother, more than all of these...By always being there!Have A Very Happy Mother's Day!***A Mother's Day wishThat is warm and sincereFor someone who's alwaysSo sweet and so dear --Here's hoping you findThat with each passing day,The best things in lifeWill keep coming your way!Mothers Day PoemsIt takes somebody specialTo listen and to care,To encourage and inspireAnd to show she's always there...So I hope that you'll remember,Each day the whole year through,You're someone very specialAnd you always will be too***Thanks for all you've done for me,And all that you still do.Thanks for being patientAnd so understanding too...Thanks for all the help you giveAnd all the joy you bring.On Mothers Day, just want to say,Thanks for everything!Mothers Day PoemsOf all the special joys in lifeThe big ones and the small.A mothers love and tenderness,Is the greatest of them all.***I hope you likeMoreMothers Day Poems

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Funny Mothers Day poem

As it is only 12 days to Mothering Sunday, I thought I'd bring you this funny mothers day poem that I wrote a few years back

Today, just think...

You're on a luxury vacationAt the finest accomodationWith the highest recommendationGetting utmost considerationEnjoying sparkling conversation,Heavenly recreation,Pure sensation,

Beauty preparation

Relaxation

And pamperation( if that's not a word, it ought to be)

Without limitation

Throughout the entire duration

Of this exotic situation

You've got admiration,

Nay, adoration

And unadulterated sophistication

In my estimation

For Mothers Daytion

You need stimulation

And imag-e-nation !!

A very Happy Mothers Day,From one dreamer to another

Jon Bratton 2006

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80th Birthday Poems

This is a poem I was requested to write as a tribute on the 80th birthday of an Irish Mother of 7 kids. For the most part the names have been changed to retain anonymity. I've introduced it now because, with just a few tweaks, this would be ideal as a joint Mother's Day Poem from the whole family

80th Birthday poems..verse 1

As it's your 80th birthday

Let's face it, Mum, you're old

We all agree that it's time

You had your story told

First you had a little girl

And you called her Joanne Marie

Then twins, James and Patrick

And already you had three

Like Oliver Twist you wanted more

So who was next to arrive

More twins Sean and Jackie

The number's up to five

By now the stork was worn out

On more he wasn't keen

As encouragement you gave him a Pat

Then along came Eugene

Of course Eugene says he's the best

You'd produced six times before

But in truth the stork took a look at him

And said "That's it ..no more"

You've been a busy lady

For life, you had a thirst

Giving your all for your kids

And you always put us first

But now that you've reached eighty

You're content and so serene

This comes with love from Helen

And Sharon and Eugene

And your whole extended family

On your birthday have a ball

Ruby, you're a treasured gem

So precious to us all...

For growing old jokes there's many out there, starting at turning 40, then 50th, 60th and 70th.

Few of them go quite as far as this one in decrepitness. I have adapted it from a piece written by Author Unknown

80th Birthday Poems...verse 2

There's quite an art to falling apartAs the years go by,

And life doesn't begin at 40.We both know that's a lie.

Our hair's getting thinner,But our waists are notThe few teeth we haveAre beginning to rot.

We smell of Vick's Vapourub,Not Chanel Number 5

Our doggedness is the only thingThat's keeping us alive.

When asked of our past,Every detail we'll know,Except what we were doingJust 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea,What more can I say?Why not read the obituariesLike you do every day

If your name's not there,You'll once again startPerfecting the artOf falling apart

I'm able to say thisAs an old friend, to youA very, very old friend

Who's falling apart too

Despite only having half a heart leftThese birthday wishes I sendNot at all half heartedlyAll the very best, my dear old friend

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Mothers Day Verses

In the lead up to Mothering Sunday this is a tribute I wrote many years back to a wife and mum who was born in 1953, forgets to water the house plants, is a keen reader and cuts the family's hair

For your birth, they held street parties

The whole country just went mental

T'was in '53... the Queen was crowned

But that was incidental

You drink in TV movies

You've a thirst for books, that's true

Our house plants know the feeling

For they get thirsty too

Having an in-house barber

We think is very good

We save some dosh...and we don't mind

The occasional sight of blood

But your love of Jane Austen books

Gives us our greatest fear

While you cut our hair, steeped in Pride

You might Prejudice our ear

But enough of all these insults

For now the time has come

To tell you that we love you

You're a special wife and Mum

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Funny Mother Poem

Ahead of Mothers Day, I've dug out this ditty..a funny mother poem...and by that I mean a funny poem about a mother which I wrote decades ago about a lady who was a keen cyclist and tennis player who often lost her keys and was always late. It is a good example of looking for a theme and when I learnt that she was a cordinator in the prison service who often lost keys and was late the theme was established. It was just a bonus that she was born in September and was called June. The caricature that went with this poem was of her on a unicycle playing tennis

Isn't it Odd?

This is a special Mother's Day tribute

And we really hope to please

But isn't it odd that a prison worker

Should keep mislaying keys?

And isn't it odd that a co-ordinator

Should be always late, not soon

And that a girl born in September

Should have the name of June?

Isn't it odd, since she likes tennis

That she hasn't had this thought

To combine the game with cycling

To help her round the court?

But it's not odd we love her

When all is said and done

She's a lovely caring person

To a husband, daughter, son

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In 26 days it will be Mother's Day so it's time to bring you some of the funny mothers day poems (you be the judge of that) I have written over the years. This first one I wrote yesterday for Boss's day and then I realised it's just as good for mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, sisters etc

If Oscars were given to mothers

I'd nominate you

If Olympic medals were won by mothers

Your Gold is overdue

If Nobel Prizes were awarded to mothers

You would have quite a few

If Honorary Degrees were granted to mothers

You'd have some of them too

Mother's Day Poems are given to mothersAnd this is mine to you

Jon Bratton 2009

Funny Mothers Day Poems and Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Poems..are there any other kinds? Well yes, here's one about something very common these days...Grannies looking after Tots

Mum (Mom) you know I (we) rely on youPerhaps more than I (we) oughtBut I (we) really do appreciateAll your love and support

Have a really lovely Mother's DayAnd may all your cards be beautiesHave a nice long rest before resumingYour childminding duties

Which I (we) hope you find rewardingNot in money terms, as suchBut knowing that I (we) and the childrenLove and appreciate you very much

Happy Mother's Day

Jon Bratton c 2006

Yet more Funny Mothers Day Poems what I have written

You're a Queen, Mother(Forgive my clumsiness)Have a right royal dayYour Mummsiness

Jon Bratton c 2004

Funny Mothers Day Poems, very short

Mum, you're very preciousSolid platinumIt's no wonder that I love youTo the maxi-Mum

Jon Bratton c 2004

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History is litteredWith many heroinesBut none measure up to youMy dear Mummikins

Happy Mummikins Day

Jon Bratton c 2005

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Funny Mothers Day Poem

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then come back for this funny Mothers Day poemLittle James is sent to bed by his mother...Five minutes later, he says "Mum..." "What?" says she"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?""No James. You had your chance. Let it be"Five minutes later "Mum..." "WHAT?" "I'm thirsty...Can I have a glass of water??" says he"I told you NO! If you ask againI'll spank you over my knee!!"Five minutes later "Mummm..." "WHAT??!!"(Getting annoyed, knowing she shouldn’t oughta)"Mum, when you come in to spank me,Can you bring me a glass of water?"Here's another funny Mothers Day poemAs a kid, I was troublesome, bothersome, burdensome,Wearisome, quarrelsome, and tiresomeIn the lottery of life, I scoredI'm soooo glad you were so Mum-some

Another Funny Mothers Day Poem

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