Flippin' Men Verses Housework

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Flippin' Men Verses DIY

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Flippin' Men Verses Decorating

The right to the original verse was sold. This is a different one I wrote

Today on your birthdayLeap out of bedDon your best dungareesAnd paint the town redHave a splashing day

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Flippin' Men Verses Cycling

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This was written at a specific request for a 70 year old cycling Dad

On your 70th birthday, some might say it's time?To park it up for good, DadBut you'll be cycling till you're eightyIt seems a tad more than a fad, DadKeep on keeping onCongratulations on biking it to the Big Seven-0

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Flippin' Men Verses Walkies

Welcome to Free 40th Birthday Poems, one blog of many covering special birthdays

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On the occasion of your big seven -0Special birthday wishes we/I sendMay your birthday feel as good as you’d feelIf scoring four an end

And keep on keeping on

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Flippin' Men Verses Drinking

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

At home as it is in tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillage,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager

Forever and ever

Barmen

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Flippin' Men Verses Darts

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Flippin' Men Verses Barbecue

The BarbecueWhen summer evenings are nice and hot,

The thing to do is find a spot,

Where a barbecue can be set up,

So everyone can come and sup,

Relax with a bottle, and sit for a spell,

Which would be really nice and would end the day well,

And enjoy the light hearted, cheerful chatter,

With friends, who to you, truly matter.

Right! The table's set, the flares are lit,

The music should be a real hit

The friends have arrived, the drink if flowing,

Laughter starts, the barbecue's glowing,

The cooking has started, the aroma's divine,

Everyone is getting along fine,

When! The barbecue begins to smoke,

The chef, who's coughing begins to choke,

The chops are burnt the spare ribs too,

Everyone's looking very blue,

Conversation has now come to a halt,

What has happened, who's at fault,

There's thick smoke spiralling into the air,

It's now giving everyone a scare,

People are suddenly beginning to panic,

Good heavens, they are going manic,

What can be done, the food is no more,

The wine has been spilt all over the floor,

Everyone is utterly desolated,

For the poor old barbecue has disintegrated,

On top of that, it has started to rain,

It is really driving the guests insane,

The garden's looking a real shambles,

It really is just one of those gambles,

That the weather will go and change her mind,

But it's left such devastation behind.

The hostess takes a deep breath and swallows her pride,

Waves everyone goodbye, takes it all in her stride,

Clears up all the mess, and calls it a day,

But will book another date and just hope and pray,

That the weather forecast might treat them well, so

With friends once again, they can dine alfresco

1943 © Ernestine Northover

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