Funny Quotes

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.===========================================================When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.===========================================================Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.===========================================================Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?===========================================================The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.===========================================================Il bring something funnyer ... so please bookmark this site or subscribe for daily updates !