Wedding Anniversary Verses

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It’s Jack & Eva’s 50th wedding anniversaryAnd Jack says "Have you ever cheated on me?"Eva replies, "Oh Jack, why ask such a question?After 50 years, just let it be”But Jack insisted and she said “ Well, just 3 occasions...""Oh no… when for goodness sake ?""When you wanted to start the businessAnd no bank would provide the stakeRemember, the bank manager came and signedThe loan papers, now do you see?No questions asked?... Well...""Oh, Eva, you did that for me?I respect you more than ever,So when was number 2?""It was when you had the heart attackAnd no surgeon would touch you...Remember how Dr. Baker came all the wayUp here and saved your lifeWell...." "Oh my god!! Eva,

You are such a wonderful wife...And so my darling when was number 3?"“Well, Jack, remember that time you soughtTo be Leader of the Local CouncilAnd you were fifty three votes short...."

Jon Bratton 2008(My short funny rhyming poems are based on jokes by unknown persons)

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Old Love Poem

To husband from wife

When you were in your younger days,And you were your svelte self,Your belt was round your waistNow it sits below your shelf.

Now that you're more mature,Why not set your body free;Seek the comfort of elasticWhere once your waist would be.

To wife from husband

When you were in your younger days,

You weighed a few pounds less,

You needn't hold your tummy in

To wear a belted dress.

But now that you are older,

You can set your body free;

There's the comfort of elastic

Where once your waist would be.

And how about those tights you wear

They're sized by weight, I see,

So that explains why the crotch

Is down below the knee

Universal ending

You now need to wear glassesAs the prints are getting smaller;And it wasn't very long agoI know that you were taller.

But though your hair has turned to greyAnd your skin no longer fits,On the inside, you're the same old you,And I love you still, to bits.

By Jon Bratton 2005but based on some sentiments by others, unknown

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When I said "I do", I didn't mean everything!!!

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Or I like this quote

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW What a Ride!'" Author Unknown

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