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Friday, September 5, 2008
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1. Question: What did the penis say to the condom?Answer: Cover me im going in!2. Question: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?Answer: Because their plugged into a genius!3. Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur?Answer: Mega-saur-ass
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