Showing posts with label Valentines Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentines Poems. Show all posts

Friday, February 27, 2009

Poem Starting Roses are Red

Albeit Valentines Day is over, a poem starting roses are red is still appropriate because love poems transcend 14/02 or 02/14, and, tonight, on QI, Stephen Fry mentioned a poem...or is it just a couple of lines?... which went " "Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you." ~ Richard B Sheridan.
Isn't that romantic?
I am, truly, a romantic, and a search engine tart, who's been recently courting the Valentine trade. I've just done very well with a blog entry using the plural of Poem Starting Roses are Red and it's fair enough that I've exploited the plural by bringing you the singular as I present just a single verse. This is it
My beautiful roses are redMy gorgeous violets are blueI invite you to my bed......of flowersSo they can admire you
Jon Bratton 2009
Now if you want to see more actual valentine messages, click on the link
This 'poem starting roses are red' blog page was inspired by Sheridan but copyright of me
Jon Bratton 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

Romantic Valentine Messages

St. Valentine's Day themed poems, just now being the normHere's some romantic Valentine messages, in rhyming form
I love you from the bottom of my heart.Be mine forever.Let’s live to the fullAnd grow old together
I am so happy we met!I’m yours. You’re mineYou mean the world to me!Please be my Valentine
Romantic Valentine Messages
My darling, you bring joy to my life.How blessed am I, that you’re my wifeRoses are red,Violets are blueYou’ve opened the doors of my heart.Now walk on through
Love you loads and will always do.We’re joined together by powerful glue
You’re the pillar of my lifeAnd will always beI was so blessedWhen you were sent here for me
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This 'Romantic Valentine Messages' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Valentine Card Sayings

Here's a bunch of Valentine Card Sayings I've written and/or adapted from Author Unknown material
I got you a bag and a belt for Valentine’s DayThe hoover is working again, hoorayWhat inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Valentine Card SayingsI didn't marry someone I can live withI married you, who I cannot live without.Happy Valentine’s Day, darling
Valentine Card Sayings
If love is great, and there are no greater things,Then what I feel for you must be the greatest.
***Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn to play by the rules,Then you must forget the rulesAnd play from your heart.
Valentine Card Sayings
Within you, I lose myself.Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.
***Love means nothing in tennis,But it's everything in life.More Valentine Sayings
What would it be like to swing on a star,Or walk on a cloud?Would it be anything like what I feelWhenever you are near?
Valentine Card Sayings
A kiss is something you cannot give without takingand cannot take without giving.
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It takes more than lace and ribbons,And lovely verses too,To make a ValentineThats nice enough for you.
***It takes a world of special thoughts,Tucked into every line,And that's exactly what you'll findInside this Valentine.
Valentine Card Sayings
Hopelessly devoted to youHow sweet it is to be loved by youI just can't stop loving you, by song titles
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I’ve fallen in love many times…Always with you.
***If you love meAs I love youNothing can cutOur love in twoThere is no otherAnd I am heThat loves no otherAnd you are she
As I, in youHave made my choiceSo in the LordLet us rejoice
You never knewA heart more trueAs God saw fitOur knot is knit
As long as lifeYour loving wifeMy love is trueTo none but you
Till death departYou have my heart
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This 'Valentine Card Sayings' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Valentine Verse

Old-Fashioned Valentine Verse
Here's a Valentine Verse that's been around forever
I asked God for a rose and he gave me a garden.I asked God for a drop of water and he gave me a lake.I asked God for an angel and he gave me youBe my Valentine
Another classic Valentines Verse
If I could change the alphabet,I‘d put U and I together!
Words begin with ABC.Numbers begin with 123.Music begins with do, re, mi.And love begins with you and me!
If I could be any letter in the alphabet,I'd choose "v" so I can be next to "u"
If you could be any note,I’d like you to be"re"So you're always next to "me"
Yet another St. Valentine's Verse that's been around the block
I love you, I love you, I love you almighty!I wish your pajamas were next to my nightie!Now dont be mistaken... dont be misled...I mean on the clothes line not on the bed!!
A Valentine Verse of old
I love you not because of who you are,But because of who I amWhen I am with you.Valentine Poetry
A Valentine PoetryVerse your Grandmother used
If, out of time, I could pick one momentAnd keep it shining, always new,Of all the days that I have lived,I'd pick the moment I met you.
A Valentine Verse that's stood the test of time
Nobody tellsFish to swim,Birds to fly,Cows to moo,Dogs to barkThey just do.Nobody tells meTo love you.I just do!
A Valentine Poem that started life as a Carpenters song
Why do birds suddenly appearEvery time you are near?Just like me, they long to beClose to you.
Why do stars fall down from the skyEvery time you walk by?Just like me, they long to beClose to you.
This is the last of the old time Valentine Verses for now
Love is like a golden chainThat links our hearts togetherAnd if you ever break that chainYou’ll break my heart foreverLove is like a cloudLove is like a dreamLove is one wordAnd everything in betweenLove is a fairytale come trueI found love when I found you.
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This 'Valentine Verse' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.
This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Friday, January 30, 2009

Funny Valentine Poems

Funny Valentine Poems

I came across a Valentine joke which I have woven into a poem as the first entry in my Funny Valentine Poems collectionI’m good at buying presents(Remember last year’s little toy)(Last year’s present brought you joy)Well here’s a poem about what can go wrongIf you’re a right Charlie boy

Charlie decided to buy his new girlfriend,A special gift for ValentineHe discounted flowers, chocolatesFurs, jewellery, liquor or wine
Gloves, he thought, would be perfect(He’s a very romantic sort)He took his sister with him to make sureThe best girlie gloves were bought
With his sister’s advice Charlie purchasedA really lovely pair,And Charlie's sister decided to purchaseA pair of panties for herself, while there.
Each purchase was wrapped and then mixed upAs oft happens, under Murphy’s Law
(sometimes Sod's law or Finagle's law.)Charlie mailed the parcel to his girlfriendWith a note “To the girl I adore”
The note went on “I chose this particular giftAnd I hope that you approveCoz I noticed that you often don't wear anyThese ones are short and easy to remove.The lady at the store where I bought themShowed me the pair she’s been wearingI had her try on yours for meThey looked nice, if a little bit daring.
When you take them off, rememberTo blow on them before putting them awayAs they will naturally be a little dampFrom wearing them all day.
I hope you'll wear them Friday nightWhether it’s frosty or whether it poursAnd you can, of course, remove themAs soon as we’re back indoors"
What a right Charlie he isI’ve got you a present, with tasteI hope this edible, gusseted, tasselled thongIsn’t too tight around the waist

More Funny Valentine Poems here

©This 'Funny Valentine Poems' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Valentines Phrases

Now some of you came for Valentines Phrases and I've got plenty and they're free...you can have 'em cos they're not mine... they belong to Author Unknown, who in my opinion is the best writer on t'internet.
So, here we go
May happiness come your way...On this Valentine's Day!
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Here is a Valentine for you...Best wishes in all you do!
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Je t'aime is what a Frenchman saysTe quiero is the Spanish wayIt’s Ti amo in ItalianI love you is what I sayI love you every minuteEvery second, to be preciseWhen I count my blessings,(and I often do)I always count you twice.
Ven a dormir conmigo: no haremos el amor. Él nos hará.
Julio Cortázar in Spanish
In English: Come and sleep with me: we won't make love. It will make us.
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Is tú grá geal mo chroí.
Irish for
You are the bright love of my heart.
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This Valentines Phrases' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.
This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Short Valentines Poems

Looking for short valentines poems? You've come to the right place...for here are the shortest valentinest poems on the planet. OK, they could be shorter, but they couldn't be more valentiny
I love you with no rhyme nor reason.I love you, till pigs do flyAnd the reason why?No reason whyI just doMyVALENTINEhave a cocktail
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This is a short valentine poemFor you I have writtenCos with all consuming loveI've been smittenAnd when I say smitten I mean everywhereThere's one bit, particularly smitBut let's not go down thereBe my Valentine
Short Valentines PoemsMy Valentine, I love theeMore than a dog loves a treeMore than a lumberjackLoves a cucumber snackOr a fish loves staying wetMore even thanRomeo loved Juliet
I love you moreThan a clown loves being funnyOr a miser loves saving moneyOr Hitler loved making war
My Valentine,I adore you moreThan an aardvark loves antsI've a stirring in me......mind
For the right words,SentimentsI'm grasping,GropingThis poem could go on foreverLike usI'm hopingBe my Valentine
Short Valentines Poems

Funny Valentines PoemsPlenty of love,Tons of kisses,Hope some day,To be your Mrs.
My Darling Valentine
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I love you, verilyVerily, verily muchBe my Valentine
***I'll love you until the cows come home.I'll love you, till the moon is blueAnd the reason why?I lurrve youI just doMy
V
ALENTINE
haveanother cocktail
Short Valentines Poems
I'm o'er brimming with love's fever
All atingle, aroused, excited
And you should see the state of me troth
It's well and truly plightedBe my Valentine
That's yer lot, but stay tuned to this blog for I am just an old sentimentalist
Oh, alright
I mean to milk this topic for all it's worth
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This 'Short Valentines Poems' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal purposes but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers. Steps have been taken to detect plagiarism and breach of copyright will be actioned

Monday, January 26, 2009

Poems Starting Roses are Red

Image from http://www.sundayschoolresources.com/outreach.htm
Valentine's Day is hurtling towards us and, hungry for traffic for this newish blog, I'm concentrating on Valentine Poems because I know there will be a huge number of searches in the next couple of weeks.
Poems starting Roses are Red are favoured by young folk because the -eu- sound of blue rhymes with 'you' which makes it easy to compliment or insult the recipient
Roses are redViolets are blueSay anything you like cos it doesn't have to rhyme with anything1. And so are you2. And you make two3. And you are too4. And so do you5. And that's true of you6. That's why I love you7. I'm addicted to/obsessed with/in love with/you
Check out these Poems Starting Roses are Red
Here's a few more I've pennedRoses are redViolets are blueWhen they dished out brains/intelligence/IQ/good looks/common sense/abilityYou were (last) (first) in the queue
Roses are red,Violets are blueI made this cardJust for youIt's not the neatest,It wouldn't pass a testBut it's made with love-That makes it the best
Roses are Red,Violets are BlueIt's Valentines DayAnd I love you
Today I'm askingIf you'll be minePlease say yes (Harry)...Be my Valentine
The rest, suitable perhaps for Valentine cards, are risque
If you're easily offended, don't read on
Rose are redViolets are blueMeet me at SpecsaversFor a right seeing to
Roses are redViolets are blueI am a ramAnd I love ewe(And I screw ewe)
Rose are redViolets are blueYou can put your sausageOn my barbecue
Roses are redViolets are blueDo you fancy an African Grey?Or a Cockatoo?
Roses are redDaffodils are yellowI'm off to bedWon't you be my bed fellow?
Violets aren't blue, they're violetAnd only some roses are redLet's continue this biology lessonEnsconsed in your comfy bed
Roses are redBooks are readLet's go read in bed
More Poems Starting Roses are Red
A little bit bad but it's original material and t'internet needs some original material.
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This 'Poems Starting Roses are Red' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.
This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Roses Red Poems

This has done the email rounds but in this run up to St. Valentine's Day it is worthy of another outing
Red roses were her favorites,Her name was also Rose.And every year her husband sent them,Tied with pretty bows.The year he died, the rosesWere delivered to her door.The card said, “Be my Valentine”,Like all the years before.Each year he sent her roses,And the note would always say,“I love you even more this year,Than last year on this day.My love for you will always grow,With every passing year.”She knew this was the last timeThat the roses would appear.
Roses Red Poems for Valentines Day
She thought, he ordered rosesIn advance before this day.Her loving husband did not know,That he would pass away.He always liked to do things early,Way before the time.Then, if he got too busy,Everything would work out fine.
She trimmed the stems, and placed themIn a very special place.She sat the vase of rosesBy the portrait of his face.She would sit for hours,In her husband’s favorite chair.While staring at his picture,And the roses sitting there.
Roses Red Poems for Valentine's Day
A year went by, and it was hardTo live without her mate.With loneliness and solitude,That had become her fate.And then on ValentinesJust as before,The doorbell rang, and there were roses,Sitting by her door.
She brought the roses in, and thenJust looked at them in shock.Then, went to get the telephone,To call the florist shop.The owner answered, and thenShe asked him to explain,Who would do this to her,Causing so much pain?
Roses Red Poems for Valentine's Day
“I know your husband passed away,More than a year ago,”The owner said, “I knew you’d call,And you would want to know.The flowers you received today,Were paid for in advance.Your husband always planned ahead,He left nothing to chance.
There is a standing order,That I have on file down here,And he has paid, well in advance,You’ll get them every year.There also is another thing,That I think you should know,He wrote a special little card…He did this years ago.
Roses Red Poems for Valentine's DayThen, should ever I find outThat he’s no longer here,
That’s the card…that should be sent,To you the following year.”
She thanked him and hung up the phone,Her tears now flowing hard.
Her fingers shaking, as she slowlyReached to get the card.
Inside the card, she saw that heHad written her a note.Then, as she stared in total silence,This is what he wrote…“Hello my love, I know it’s beenA year since I’ve been gone,I hope it hasn’t been too hardFor you to overcome.
Roses Red Poems for Valentine's Day
I know it must be lonely,And the pain is very real.For if it was the other way,I know how I would feelThe love we shared made everythingSo beautiful in life.I loved you more than words can say,You were the perfect wife.
You were my friend and lover,You fulfilled my every need.I know it’s only been a year,But please try not to grieve.I want you to be happy,Even when you shed your tears.That is why the rosesWill be sent to you for years.
Roses Red Poems for Valentine's Day
When you get these roses,Think of all the happiness,That we had together,And how both of us were blessed.I have always loved youAnd I know I always will.But, my love, you must go on,You have some living still.
Please…try to find happiness,While living out your days.I know it is not easy,But I hope you find some ways.The roses will come every year,And they will only stop,When your door’s not answered,When the florist stops to knock.
He will come five times that day,In case you have gone out.But after his last visit,He will know without a doubt,To take the roses to the place,Where I’ve instructed him,And place the roses where we are,Together once again.
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Jon Bratton 2009
but note: this piece is by Author Unknown

Roses are Red Poems

This fantastic roses and violets picture is from http://flickr.com/photos/35318832@N00/1148167067/
Roses are red poems... well, that's just utter nonsensical shit
Roses are flowers...that's it...build a bridge...get over itPoems about roses being red are doggerel at its worstIn 1590 Sir Edmund Spenser wrote this first
"She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew".
(notice the appalling spelling)
It has spawned Valentine poems ever sinceEnough to make every person over 16, winceSo why have I embarked upon this task?My regular readers are entitled to ask
My piece entitled Roses are red poems continues....
To appeal to all those lasses and ladsWho hopefully will click my Google AdsValentine's Day is Worldwide, you seeAnd 'roses are red' poems, obligatoryI'm perfectly willing to prostitute my artFor, as you well know, I'm a search engine tart
Roses are red, violets are blueI'm schizophrenicAnd I am tooRoses are often white, violets can be pinkIt's time to end with this link, I think
Link coming after this
Roses are read,Please do read my message spelt out with rosesI did it when I was sozzedIt wasn't easy to doWhen I was writing 'prick'I was'ed.Roses are Red Poems
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Lancastrian roses are redYorkshire roses are whiteDon't even think to copy and pasteThis is all my copyright
Jon Bratton © 2009
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