Dirty SMS

Your dirty sms colection for today :1. Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.2. Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!3. UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.4. A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"5. What's the geographical definition of sex?It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!If you like it, please subscribe or come back again to see the lates updates !

Sexual Thoughts of the day

Sexual Thoughts of the day :Its not the length, its not the size,its how many times you can make it rise!its not how well it fits buthow often you can make it spit!