Joke Of The Day

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.Mom saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said; "If Jesus was sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you can have the first chance at being Jesus!"

Joke Of The Day 06/30/08

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A back scratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.A bird in the hand is dead.A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Love Poems a429-a431

a429: Love might be impossible to findbut once you find it, it'll always be on your mind.- Fabiola Marquez.a430: Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.- Robert Sexton.a431: Always shattered, never open, nothing matters when your broken, that was me whenever i was with you.Always ending, always over, back and forth, up and down like a roller coaster, i am breaking that habit, today.- Its a crazy life but i'm alright.