Valentine Card Sayings

Here's a bunch of Valentine Card Sayings I've written and/or adapted from Author Unknown material

I got you a bag and a belt for Valentine’s DayThe hoover is working again, hoorayWhat inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Valentine Card SayingsI didn't marry someone I can live withI married you, who I cannot live without.Happy Valentine’s Day, darling

Valentine Card Sayings

If love is great, and there are no greater things,Then what I feel for you must be the greatest.

***Love is like playing the piano.First you must learn to play by the rules,Then you must forget the rulesAnd play from your heart.

Valentine Card Sayings

Within you, I lose myself.Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.

***Love means nothing in tennis,But it's everything in life.More Valentine Sayings

What would it be like to swing on a star,Or walk on a cloud?Would it be anything like what I feelWhenever you are near?

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A kiss is something you cannot give without takingand cannot take without giving.

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It takes more than lace and ribbons,And lovely verses too,To make a ValentineThats nice enough for you.

***It takes a world of special thoughts,Tucked into every line,And that's exactly what you'll findInside this Valentine.

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Hopelessly devoted to youHow sweet it is to be loved by youI just can't stop loving you, by song titles

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I’ve fallen in love many times…Always with you.

***If you love meAs I love youNothing can cutOur love in twoThere is no otherAnd I am heThat loves no otherAnd you are she

As I, in youHave made my choiceSo in the LordLet us rejoice

You never knewA heart more trueAs God saw fitOur knot is knit

As long as lifeYour loving wifeMy love is trueTo none but you

Till death departYou have my heart

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Valentine Verse

Old-Fashioned Valentine Verse

Here's a Valentine Verse that's been around forever

I asked God for a rose and he gave me a garden.I asked God for a drop of water and he gave me a lake.I asked God for an angel and he gave me youBe my Valentine

Another classic Valentines Verse

If I could change the alphabet,I‘d put U and I together!

Words begin with ABC.Numbers begin with 123.Music begins with do, re, mi.And love begins with you and me!

If I could be any letter in the alphabet,I'd choose "v" so I can be next to "u"

If you could be any note,I’d like you to be"re"So you're always next to "me"

Yet another St. Valentine's Verse that's been around the block

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty!I wish your pajamas were next to my nightie!Now dont be mistaken... dont be misled...I mean on the clothes line not on the bed!!

A Valentine Verse of old

I love you not because of who you are,But because of who I amWhen I am with you.Valentine Poetry

A Valentine PoetryVerse your Grandmother used

If, out of time, I could pick one momentAnd keep it shining, always new,Of all the days that I have lived,I'd pick the moment I met you.

A Valentine Verse that's stood the test of time

Nobody tellsFish to swim,Birds to fly,Cows to moo,Dogs to barkThey just do.Nobody tells meTo love you.I just do!

A Valentine Poem that started life as a Carpenters song

Why do birds suddenly appearEvery time you are near?Just like me, they long to beClose to you.

Why do stars fall down from the skyEvery time you walk by?Just like me, they long to beClose to you.

This is the last of the old time Valentine Verses for now

Love is like a golden chainThat links our hearts togetherAnd if you ever break that chainYou’ll break my heart foreverLove is like a cloudLove is like a dreamLove is one wordAnd everything in betweenLove is a fairytale come trueI found love when I found you.

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This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers

Dirty Text messages

a family of 3 prossies live togetherthe mum charges £30 4 a bj the daughter charges £60 + the gran is just glad of a warm drink jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill's fanny, but poor jack's gob was filled with knob cos jill's a fuckin tranny! Q: whats a 65 yr old woman got betwwen her legs that a 25 yr old a'int?A: nipples. Man goes to the doctors after being raped by an elephant. Doctor says funny that your ass is 10" wide but an elephant's cock is only 3" wide, The man replies yes but the bastard fingered me first! sex is like a maths test: me plus u subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??