Showing posts with label text messaging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label text messaging. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2008

Love Text Messages 112108

1. Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.2. We had our good times and I won't ever forget themWe made our bad choices but I won't ever regret themIt's like a life lesson learn from these and move onEven when it's hard it's something that you got to do3. God can heal a broken heart, but you have to give Him all the pieces.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Love Text Messages 112008

1. Remember who you are , take a picture and post it on your wall, Because when you meet someone and change for them.You'll need that picture to rebuild yourself when that someone leaves you... and you feel like no one.2. When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.3. Baby, all I do is tryTo show youThat you're myOne and only guyNo matterWho may come alongOpen your eyesCuz baby, I don't lie.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sad Text Messages 111308

1. You told me, you don't have any regrets the time she left you nor you cry but I just smiled because the fact is I don't believe you because while you slept at my side you cry and whisper "Does she still remember me.2. It's not easy to hope for nothing, it's hard to love someone, who loved someone else. And it's not easy to play a hero in a life of someone who doesn't care you even a little, but most of all it's not easy to get hurt because you don't have right to.3. Once you told me that you love me, and you will never left me ... and you're ready to wait me but I just gone for a while but you were already with someone else, tears fall because you're so unfair because just love me when she's not around.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Love Text Messages 103008

1. What do you do when you moved on and fallen in love again but then your ex starts calling you in say he misses you?2. Angel if you love me so much and have loved me for so long; make me a promise and stay with me forever3. A kiss on the cheek,he say i love you babe;a kiss on the forehead,says i need you to love me,a kiss on the neck,i love being with you,a kiss on the lips,you will always be in my heart.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Inspirational Messages 092708

1. If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.2. He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.3. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Love Text Messages 092308

1. He's got the smile I fell in love with and the arms I want to be held in forever.2. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.3. Flatter me, and I may not believe you.Criticize me, and I may not like you.Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.Encourage me, and I will not forget you.Love me and I may be forced to love you.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Text Messaging Abbreviations 090708

1. Hw cn luv gntly lift u off ur feet bt cn also roughtly throw u away - How can love gently lift you off your feet but can also roughly throw you away.2. Lyf w/out u s worthless 2 live - Life without you is worthless to live.3. Wish i cud tel u now, bt i dn't knw how - Wish i could tell you now, but i don't know how.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Text Nessaging Abbreviations 082808

1. I cnt hlp bt smyl wen m w/ u - I can't help but smile when i'm with you.2. F i drnk ol of ur ters, wud u stil fel d pain? - If I drank all of your tears would you still feel the pain?3. Sumtyms d pipol u towt u knw, bcame sum1 els & 2rn on u - Sometimes the people you thought you knew, become someone else and turn on you.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Text Messaging Abbreviations 081708

1. Luv s tsteless, bt y daz d truth hurts? - Love is tasteless, but why does the truth hurts?2. Mu msk mst b dat gud, my scars xplaind nothng 2 no 1. - My mask must be that good, my scars explained nothing to no one.3. Its d way u make me laf wen i dnt evn wnt 2 smyl - Its the way you make me laugh when i dont even want to smile.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Text Messaging Abbreviations 080708

1. I12 spnd D nyt w/u - I want to spend the night with you.2. luvA....I wntU NcyD me agn...soon! - Love you, I want you inside me again... soon. 3. i wsh U wr a door thN i cUd bang yall dy lng - I wish you were a door then, I could bang you all day long.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Messages abbreviations 073008

Full Messages:1. Is your Dad a terrorist? Cause, you're the bomb.2. Love you Hon, cannot wait to see you later.Text Abrebation:1. S yr dad a terrorist? coz, yr da bomb! 2. Luv U hon, cant w8t2C U l8r

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sexy Messages 082808

  1. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.
  2. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise.
  3. When you can count all the stars in the sky; that's when I'll stop wanting you.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Text Message 072408

Star light, star bright, make all my wish be possible tonight;Just don't let my precious love ones bite by big blue bugs tonight;Good night stars, good night moon, see you again tomorrow night.Author: Archy Olaybar

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Text Messages 072308

Nights are the best time to be peaceful,to ponder on things,to appreciate life,to plan your day,andto Thankful God for all the blessings you received :)Author: Rushtine Guegera

Friday, July 11, 2008

Love Poems b4-b6

b4: To friends at home, the lone, the admired, the lostThe gracious old, the lovely young, to MayThe fair, December the beloved,These from my blue horizon and green isles,These from this pinnacle of distances I,The unforgetful, dedicate.Author: Robert Louis Stevensonb5: Run away with meFor you are my one true love.Let's go where we can be togetherAnd stay that way forever.Author: Silentx Thoughtzb6: The miles are many,The visits are few,but when you see the sun set think of me and you.Author: Jessa

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Love Poems a447-a449

a447: If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.- Unknown.a448: The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.- Unknown.a449: What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.- St. Augustine.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Love Poems a441-a443

a441: One day you will come running back & i won't know what to say i'll just fall to the ground & cry.- Homo face.a442: I swear you're an angel,When i thought i was dead inside,You brought me back to life.- Lyrical Lover.a443: Someone asked why I was rubbing my hands,I told them they were cold, because i missthe hands that fit perfectly with mine.- Linh.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Sexy Text Messages a426-a428

a426: A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.

They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.

When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?"

"No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you."

"Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too."

"I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly.

"Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!"
- Rabiul.

a427: Just after World War 2, a reporter was interviewing the head nun of a monastery in Italy regarding her experiences during the war.

"Oh it was terrible, terrible." She cried, "First the Italians raped us all except sister Matilda. Then the Germans raped us all except sister Matilda and then the Americans raped us all except sister Matilda."

"Oh I’m so sorry, it must be very difficult for you." replied the reporter, "But I’m curious, you said they all raped you except sister Matilda. Why didn’t anyone rape sister Matilda?"

"Oh sister Matilda," said the nun, wiping her eye, "She’s not interested in that sort of thing."
- Rabiul.

a428: Two guys John and Eddie were fishing by the banks of a lake. John was catching fish after fish but Eddie was not even getting a nibble.

Finally exasperated, Eddie asked John, "Hey, how come you’re getting so many fish and I’m not getting anything? What am I doing wrong?"

"What are you using for bait?" Asked John.

"Just regular bait, worms." Replied Eddie.

"Man, fish don’t eat worms these days." said John, "You gotta use the right kind of bait to catch fish now a days."

"What are they eating then?" asked Eddie curiously.

"Pussy man, pure pussy meat." said John with a grin.

"Pussy meat? Where’d you get it from?"

"Well, I know a guy who works in the morgue and whenever they get a dead body of a girl, he collects the pussy and sells it to me as fish bait." Explained John, "And man it works like magic. Fish can’t seem to get enough of it."

"Hmm..." said Eddie with a frown, "But I notice you keep sniffing the bait before you put it on the hook. Do you really have to smell the pussy?"

"Well...um..." replied John with a grin, "The guy from the morgue, he’s a real crook. Every now and then he tries to slip in an asshole."
- Rabiul.
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