Love Text Messages 112108

1. Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.2. We had our good times and I won't ever forget themWe made our bad choices but I won't ever regret themIt's like a life lesson learn from these and move onEven when it's hard it's something that you got to do3. God can heal a broken heart, but you have to give Him all the pieces.

Love Text Messages 112008

1. Remember who you are , take a picture and post it on your wall, Because when you meet someone and change for them.You'll need that picture to rebuild yourself when that someone leaves you... and you feel like no one.2. When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.3. Baby, all I do is tryTo show youThat you're myOne and only guyNo matterWho may come alongOpen your eyesCuz baby, I don't lie.

Love Text Messages 092308

1. He's got the smile I fell in love with and the arms I want to be held in forever.2. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.3. Flatter me, and I may not believe you.Criticize me, and I may not like you.Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.Encourage me, and I will not forget you.Love me and I may be forced to love you.

Text Messaging Abbreviations 090708

1. Hw cn luv gntly lift u off ur feet bt cn also roughtly throw u away - How can love gently lift you off your feet but can also roughly throw you away.2. Lyf w/out u s worthless 2 live - Life without you is worthless to live.3. Wish i cud tel u now, bt i dn't knw how - Wish i could tell you now, but i don't know how.

Text Nessaging Abbreviations 082808

1. I cnt hlp bt smyl wen m w/ u - I can't help but smile when i'm with you.2. F i drnk ol of ur ters, wud u stil fel d pain? - If I drank all of your tears would you still feel the pain?3. Sumtyms d pipol u towt u knw, bcame sum1 els & 2rn on u - Sometimes the people you thought you knew, become someone else and turn on you.

Obama text message

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Sad Love Poems 080508

We all believe, if only because we must, that love can be found. Some of us - maybe most of us - have discovered it can also be lost.No one is happy all of the time, but some people feel as if they can never find happiness. Some people feel as if their entire life is devoted to nothing but pain and hurt and loneliness. Every day is a struggle, and every breath a fight for survival. These people have a deep understanding of the word Depression.

Messages abbreviations 073008

Full Messages:1. Is your Dad a terrorist? Cause, you're the bomb.2. Love you Hon, cannot wait to see you later.Text Abrebation:1. S yr dad a terrorist? coz, yr da bomb! 2. Luv U hon, cant w8t2C U l8r

Sexy Messages 082808

1. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.
2. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise.
3. When you can count all the stars in the sky; that's when I'll stop wanting you.

Inspirational Messages 072708

Small minds discuss people;Average minds discuss events;Great minds discuss ideas.

Text Message 072408

Star light, star bright, make all my wish be possible tonight;Just don't let my precious love ones bite by big blue bugs tonight;Good night stars, good night moon, see you again tomorrow night.Author: Archy Olaybar

Text Messages 072308

Nights are the best time to be peaceful,to ponder on things,to appreciate life,to plan your day,andto Thankful God for all the blessings you received :)Author: Rushtine Guegera

Love Poems b4-b6

b4: To friends at home, the lone, the admired, the lostThe gracious old, the lovely young, to MayThe fair, December the beloved,These from my blue horizon and green isles,These from this pinnacle of distances I,The unforgetful, dedicate.Author: Robert Louis Stevensonb5: Run away with meFor you are my one true love.Let's go where we can be togetherAnd stay that way forever.Author: Silentx Thoughtzb6: The miles are many,The visits are few,but when you see the sun set think of me and you.Author: Jessa

Love Poems a447-a449

a447: If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.- Unknown.a448: The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.- Unknown.a449: What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.- St. Augustine.

Love Poems a441-a443

a441: One day you will come running back & i won't know what to say i'll just fall to the ground & cry.- Homo face.a442: I swear you're an angel,When i thought i was dead inside,You brought me back to life.- Lyrical Lover.a443: Someone asked why I was rubbing my hands,I told them they were cold, because i missthe hands that fit perfectly with mine.- Linh.

Joke Of The Day 06/25/08

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror;

Woman: "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
Husband: "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

He never heard the shot.

Sexy Text Messages a426-a428

a426: A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.

They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.

When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?"

"No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you."

"Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too."

"I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly.

"Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!"
- Rabiul.

a427: Just after World War 2, a reporter was interviewing the head nun of a monastery in Italy regarding her experiences during the war.

"Oh it was terrible, terrible." She cried, "First the Italians raped us all except sister Matilda. Then the Germans raped us all except sister Matilda and then the Americans raped us all except sister Matilda."

"Oh I’m so sorry, it must be very difficult for you." replied the reporter, "But I’m curious, you said they all raped you except sister Matilda. Why didn’t anyone rape sister Matilda?"

"Oh sister Matilda," said the nun, wiping her eye, "She’s not interested in that sort of thing."
- Rabiul.

a428: Two guys John and Eddie were fishing by the banks of a lake. John was catching fish after fish but Eddie was not even getting a nibble.

Finally exasperated, Eddie asked John, "Hey, how come you’re getting so many fish and I’m not getting anything? What am I doing wrong?"

"What are you using for bait?" Asked John.

"Just regular bait, worms." Replied Eddie.

"Man, fish don’t eat worms these days." said John, "You gotta use the right kind of bait to catch fish now a days."

"What are they eating then?" asked Eddie curiously.

"Pussy man, pure pussy meat." said John with a grin.

"Pussy meat? Where’d you get it from?"

"Well, I know a guy who works in the morgue and whenever they get a dead body of a girl, he collects the pussy and sells it to me as fish bait." Explained John, "And man it works like magic. Fish can’t seem to get enough of it."

"Hmm..." said Eddie with a frown, "But I notice you keep sniffing the bait before you put it on the hook. Do you really have to smell the pussy?"

"Well...um..." replied John with a grin, "The guy from the morgue, he’s a real crook. Every now and then he tries to slip in an asshole."
- Rabiul.

Love Poems a411-a413

a411: Living without you was not a choice, as you didn't let me choose ,but you did.
- Goth marionette.

a412: You can never find the right person
if you don't let go of the wrong
but at the same time
the moment you feel like letting you
you remember why you held on for so long.
- Ariana.

a413: It is hard to pretend to love a person when you do not;
but,it is even harder to pretend not to love a person when you really do.
- Refuse2Giveup.

Love Poems a396-a398

a396: I will put the earphones on my ears and turn the volume down. I will pretend that I do not hear you as you finally say what you really think of me.
- Belle.

a397: Love is when u cannot pay attention in class because u are too busy writing your first name with his last.
- Inlove.

a398: Some hearts are broken and mended, others are shattered or torn, although it was never intended. For love is eternally sworn.
I have cried and prayed and pleaded for that love to hold its ground hope was all I needed and pain was all I found.
- Inlove.

Love Poems a375-a377

a375: Love is such a powerful force that it inspires ordinary people to do extraordinary things.
- colm.

a376: Wishing that you were here,
to wipe every falling tear.
Why did you have to leave?
This is a nightmare, I can't believe!
- bRoKen mIrrOr fAllen PeTals.

a377: Don't be pushed down;
Get up and take her place.
His heart is yours for the holding.
- kirsten.