Joke Of The Day 01/19/08

Q: Who is the most hated girl in the COMPAQ IT department?
A: A-dell-e

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Author: Carrie Oakey London United Kingdom.

Joke Of The Day 01/12/08

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said

"I had a dream that I died and you got remarried."

she asked him

"if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?"

He said

"sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely."

Then she asked

"well would you two live in this house?"

He replied

"sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage."

She asked again, angry now

"well would she sleep in this bed?"

He snickered and said

"yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it."

She asked irately,

"well would she use my golf clubs?"

He replied with a straight, serious face

"no. She's left handed."

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Author: Thanks to: Michael Karnes, Punta Gorda Flosida - USA.

Joke Of The Day 01/11/08

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whiskey, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy,

"Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket."

The guy slurs,

"Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

From: www.jokes.comedycentral.com (sent via email)
Author: Rick Kennedy Chicago USA.

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