dirty text messages 080408

1. When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who's the handsome dude behind him.But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he's unzipped.2. An 80-year-old millionaire man engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old sexy model.He see his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.The doctor looks him over and says, "Bill, you are completely healthy but I must tell you just one thing.""What's that doc?", asks the millionaire."At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care, it could be really deadly" the doctor said.Bill thinks for a couple of minute and then says, "What the hell, if she dies, she dies."

Sad Love Poems 080308

1. What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson2. I keep thinking of you and I wish on a star that, somewhere, you are thinking of me, too!Author: Unknown3. I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.I've always found time to teach them.Author: Mae West

Blonde Jokes 080208

1. Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"Lady: "No, they spread!"2. A blonde goes to get her hair cut.The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?"The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"