Thursday, January 31, 2008

Joke Of The Day 01/31/08

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

From: Ajokeaday.com # 13840 (receive via email)
Author: Josh, USA.

Love Poems a43-a45

a43: Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope,
Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile,
Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.

a44: I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

a45: I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Joke Of The Day 01/30/08

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

From: Nokia 3310 (receive via text)
Sender: Emily, Philippines
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