Funny Poems Christmas

Its that time of year again for Funny Poems Christmas. No, I haven't got dyslexia. That's how funny Christmas poems are most commonly searched forCatherine Masters complained that the Queen sent her the same birthday card each year and this prompted Fred MacAuley who has a newsy chat show on BBC Radio Scotland to discuss how to make an impact when sending Christmas cards.Olive of Olive Designs, a card maker was on the show to talk about card making and I was invited on as a card verse writerShould you be so inclined you can listen to the show on hereRadio Showbut below are the two verses I wrote to illustrate how verses can be personalised. The first is a verse that the Queen might penAs your Queen and SovereignIt behoves one to sayArise! On Christmas morningAnd have a wonderful dayMy husband and I(And all the Queen's horses and all the Queen's men)Want your annus to be wonderfulisIn two thousand and ten(Annus mirabilis is the correct Latin phrase meaning "wonderful year" but that's just not funny. Phillip Larkin wrote...life was never better thanIn nineteen sixty-three(Though just too late for me) -Between the end of the Chatterley banAnd the Beatles' first LP.)At the end of the piece Fred asked for another sample personalised verse which I'm glad to say I had prepared beforehand. This is for a card I shall send to the programmeTo the very best Beeb radio showMerry Christmas MacAuley and CoMay 2010, the year anewBring continued success to Fred and crewMore Funny Poems ChristmasThis funny poems Christmas blog page is copyright Jon Bratton but of course individuals, including Her Majesty, may use the material for non commercial purposes

Name All 52 States in USA

Left click the image to enlarge itAs a self confessed search engine tart I seek out common searches which are not well catered for and this one 'Name all 52 states in USA' is a corker. On a daily basis 1200 people want the search engines to find web sites that name all 52 states and quite naturally there aren't many takers.So guys here I can name all 53...I've even thrown in the State CapitalsNote there are eight starting with MAnd none with B or EAnd eight starting with NAnd none with J, Q, X or Z(That rhymes if you are North American)Alabama MontgomeryAlaska JuneauArizona PhoenixThere's more, don't you knowArkansas Little RockCalifornia SacramentoCanada OttawaI'm sure that's soColorado DenverDelaware DoverConnecticut HartfordThe list is not overFlorida TallahasseeGeorgia AtlantaHawaii HonoluluWe're starting to canterIdaho BoiseIllinois SpringfieldIndiana IndianapolisWhat next is revealedIowa Des MoinesKansas TopekaKentucky FrankfortWe're getting there. EurikaLouisiana Baton RougeMaine AugustaMaryland AnnapolisHang on in there, BusterMassachusetts BostonMinnesota St. PaulMichigan LansingAnd that's not allMississippi JacksonMissouri Jefferson CityMontana HelenaWe're sitting prettyNebraska LincolnNevada Carson CityNew Hampshire ConcordWe're still sitting prettyNew Jersey TrentonNew Mexico Santa FeNew York AlbanyI've got more to sayNorth Dakota BismarckNorth Carolina RaleighOhio ColumbusThere's more, don't dallyOklahoma Oklahoma CityOregon SalemPennsylvania HarrisburgI knew I could name 'emRhode Island ProvidenceSouth Dakota PierreSouth Carolina ColumbiaWe're getting thereTennessee NashvilleTexas AustinUtah Salt Lake Citywhere I once got lost inUnited Kingdom, LondonVermont MontpelierVirginia RichmondWhat did I tell yeahWashington OlympiaWest Virginia CharlestonWisconsin MadisonI'm done but for oneWyoming CheyenneThat's almost the last call52 StatesBut that's not allThere's one more to nameBefore the conclusionWhat about all those folk livingIn the state of Confusion?For more click the linkName All 52 States in USAThis Name all 52 states in USA blogspot entry is copyright Jon Bratton

Names of the Characters in Scooby Doo

Names of the Characters in Scooby Doo is a frequent search as is 'name all 52 states in USA' and not many sites provide the answer so it falls to me. I'll get back to you on the USA states thing but...Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred,Is the short answer...butYou need more, so here goesIt's two boys, two girls and a muttScooby-Doo's full name is Scooby-DooNorville 'Shaggy' Rogers is Shaggy's full name,Velma is Velma Dace Dinkley,And Daphne Ann Blake is the good looking dame

The good looking guy is FreddieThat's Frederick Herman Jones,Scooby is a Great DaneThat prefers human foods to bonesSo that's it. I've satisfied the search. For more click the link

Names of the Characters in Scooby DooThis 'Names of the characters in Scooby Doo' blogspot entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009