Sexy Text Messages a369-a371

a369: Why do not you add me, minus your friends, divide your legs and multiply.
- Cameron Parker.

a370: What is worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits.
- ted.

a371: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s *sshole have in common?
You know it is wrong, but eventually you put your tongue on it.
- Ice Dragon.

Joke Of The Day 02/07/08

I found out why there is so much LEAD PAINT in the toys that are made in China, The toy company told the Chinese company to paint all the toys RED, the Chinese interpreter told his people to paint all toys Led, since they can't pronounce the letter "R" very well, all the toys were painted with LEAD PAINT.

From: Ajokeaday.com # 18525 (receive via email)
Author: Rob Morin Canada.

Joke Of The Day 02/01/08

Q: Why did the pig cross the road
A: To prove that he wasn't a chicken

From: Ajokeaday.com # 6304 (receive via email)
Author: Jake las vegas nevada USA.

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