Joke Of The Day 02/26/08

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"

she cried. The dispatcher said,

"Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.

"Disregard."

He says.

"She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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Author: Wiley Post Durham North Carolina USA.