Roses are Red Poems

This fantastic roses and violets picture is from http://flickr.com/photos/35318832@N00/1148167067/

Roses are red poems... well, that's just utter nonsensical shit

Roses are flowers...that's it...build a bridge...get over itPoems about roses being red are doggerel at its worstIn 1590 Sir Edmund Spenser wrote this first

"She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew".

(notice the appalling spelling)

It has spawned Valentine poems ever sinceEnough to make every person over 16, winceSo why have I embarked upon this task?My regular readers are entitled to ask

My piece entitled Roses are red poems continues....

To appeal to all those lasses and ladsWho hopefully will click my Google AdsValentine's Day is Worldwide, you seeAnd 'roses are red' poems, obligatoryI'm perfectly willing to prostitute my artFor, as you well know, I'm a search engine tart

Roses are red, violets are blueI'm schizophrenicAnd I am tooRoses are often white, violets can be pinkIt's time to end with this link, I think

Link coming after this

Roses are read,Please do read my message spelt out with rosesI did it when I was sozzedIt wasn't easy to doWhen I was writing 'prick'I was'ed.Roses are Red Poems

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Lancastrian roses are redYorkshire roses are whiteDon't even think to copy and pasteThis is all my copyright

Jon Bratton © 2009