Image from http://www.sundayschoolresources.com/outreach.htmValentine's Day is hurtling towards us and, hungry for traffic for this newish blog, I'm concentrating on Valentine Poems because I know there will be a huge number of searches in the next couple of weeks.
Poems starting Roses are Red are favoured by young folk because the -eu- sound of blue rhymes with 'you' which makes it easy to compliment or insult the recipient
Roses are redViolets are blueSay anything you like cos it doesn't have to rhyme with anything1. And so are you2. And you make two3. And you are too4. And so do you5. And that's true of you6. That's why I love you7. I'm addicted to/obsessed with/in love with/you
Check out these Poems Starting Roses are RedHere's a few more I've pennedRoses are redViolets are blueWhen they dished out brains/intelligence/IQ/good looks/common sense/abilityYou were (last) (first) in the queue
Roses are red,Violets are blueI made this cardJust for youIt's not the neatest,It wouldn't pass a testBut it's made with love-That makes it the best
Roses are Red,Violets are BlueIt's Valentines DayAnd I love you
Today I'm askingIf you'll be minePlease say yes (Harry)...Be my Valentine
The rest, suitable perhaps for Valentine cards, are risque
If you're easily offended, don't read on
Rose are redViolets are blueMeet me at SpecsaversFor a right seeing to
Roses are redViolets are blueI am a ramAnd I love ewe(And I screw ewe)
Rose are redViolets are blueYou can put your sausageOn my barbecue
Roses are redViolets are blueDo you fancy an African Grey?Or a Cockatoo?
Roses are redDaffodils are yellowI'm off to bedWon't you be my bed fellow?
Violets aren't blue, they're violetAnd only some roses are redLet's continue this biology lessonEnsconsed in your comfy bed
Roses are redBooks are readLet's go read in bed
More Poems Starting Roses are RedA little bit bad but it's original material and t'internet needs some original material.
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