Sexy Text Messages a209-a211

a209: 3 Advantages to getting a $50 note tattooed on your c*ck.

1. You can watch your money grow
2. You can play with your money
3. Your girlfriend can blow as much money as she wants

- BeckStaR.

a210: A friend of mine got struck off the medical register for having s*x with his patients, it's a shame because he's a really good vet.
- Smooth Ann.

a211: What is the perfect engine?
A p*ssy, why?
Because it fits any sized piston,
Its self lubricating,
Starts with one finger and does its own oil change every four weeks!
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