Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Dumb Blonde Jokes 09

1. On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?""That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"2. Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.3. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

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