Image from http://www.lindenservices.co.uk/userimages/stihl.jpgFathers Day is just a month awaySo here's a little dittyOn this Father’s Day, DadI hope you are wellPin back your lug holesI’ve a story to tellA lumberjack raised the moneyFor his son‘s education, he plannedBy cutting down treesLaboriously, by handThe son bought his father a chain saw“This will make life easier, Pater”Then he went off to collegeReturning 3 months laterThe father had indeed used the sawBut he was now on his kneesHe had worked much harderAnd had cut down less treesThe son was disappointedAt what he had heard and seenSo he checked the oil and gasOn the chain saw machineHe pulled on the cord The chain saw roared into actionThe son was surprised At his father’s reaction His father got a shockHe grabbed his son’s jacketBLOODY HELL SON, he saidWHAT ON EARTH IS THAT RACKET?For your Father’s Day presentI thought long and hardBut you’ll understand nowWhy I just got you this cardHappy Father’s DayJon Bratton 2009For more, click the linkFathers Day Poems Funny
This 'Fathers Day Poems Funny' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton but poem may be used for non commercial purposes
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