Funny Quotes
- To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
- The thing to remember about fathers is. they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle. - Phyllis McGinley
- If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. - James Baldwin
- My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben
- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
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