Twelve Dames of Christmas

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Here's some poems wot I wrote which you may find suitable for cards you make with these fabulous sheets

A partridge in a pear tree.

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youA partridge in a pear treeBut you probably prefer turkey and stuffingIf you're anything like me

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Two turtle doves

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youTurtle doves, two, or if hungry, threeBut you probably prefer turkey and stuffingIf you're anything like me

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Three French hens

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youFrench hens, not two but threeBut you probably prefer turkey and stuffingIf you're anything like me

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Four calling birds

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I thought too of sending you some calling birds,And as they're small, I thought four, rather than threeBut you probably prefer turkey and stuffingIf you're anything like me

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Five golden rings

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youFive golden ringsBut I expect a lady of your refinementHas drawers full of those things

Suffice that I send Yuletide blessingsDo please enjoy the traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

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Six geese a-laying

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youSix geese a-laying, or oven ready, better yet,But I know that turkey and stuffingIs what you usually get

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Seven swans a-swimming

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youSeven swans a-swimming, in gravy or sauce,But I expect you prefer turkey and stuffingFor your Christmas lunch main course

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

Twelve Days of Christmas

Eight maids a-milking

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youEight maids a-milking,But all those uninvited strangers for dinnerWouldn't suit you, I'm thinking

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

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Nine ladies dancing,

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

Sending you nine ladies dancing, I expectWouldn't be number one in your list of wishesBut howsabout nine ladies cooking Christmas dinner?And then washing up all the dishes?

But just lazing around all Christmas DayI expect wouldn't be your idea of heavenAnyway, have a really super YuletideAnd all the best in Twenty Eleven

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Ten lords a-leaping,

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I toyed with the idea of sending youTen lords a-leaping,But all those uninvited strangers at ChristmasJust wouldn't be in keeping(Would put a dent in the housekeeping)

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

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Eleven pipers piping,

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I was going to send you eleven pipers piping,But then I changed my mindSending uninvited strangers at ChristmasJust wouldn't be very kind

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year

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Twelve drummers drumming,

When I saw this image of sophisticationChic, poised, elegant and well to doIndeed, cultured, suave and stylishI immediately thought of you

I thought of sending you twelve drummers drumming,As a Christmas joke, but thenThere's enough noise from over excited kidsNot to mention half sozzled men

Enjoy all that the Yuletide offersEspecially its traditional fareAnd all the best to you and yoursThroughout the coming year