Joke Of The Day 01/20/08

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class,

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!"

the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was

"No!"

"Well",

she continued,

"then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

"You gotta be dead!"

From: Ajokeaday.com # 15566 (receive via email)
Author: Mike USA.