Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Last 7 days Popular Posts
-
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to the...
-
Burns Night Speeches There's no hard and fast rules about Burns Night speeches but Burns Nights do tend to have one thing in common, su... -
T he parable is told of an old dog that fell into a farmer’s well. After assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the dog but de... -
N ever again will I say, "I can't," for "I can do everything through Him who gives me strength" (Phil 4:13). N ever ... -
Anyway, he decided to join a choirHe'd heard singers could be funAnd besides, if he could get a SingerHe'd get more sewing done.(..o... -
This fantastic roses and violets picture is from http://flickr.com/photos/35318832@N00/1148167067/ Roses are red poems... well, that's ... -
The song lyrics I am publishing have lain in a drawer unread for 35 years and reading them now they do seem dated. When you read something t... -
If God can speak through an ass, I'm confident He can also speak through you and me The next time you feel like God can’t use you, just ... -
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and w...
-
I t is rather difficult to ascertain the exact occasion of the writing of the 23rd Psalm. There are those who feel that the Psalm was writ...
Last 30 days Popular Posts
-
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to the...
-
Burns Night Speeches There's no hard and fast rules about Burns Night speeches but Burns Nights do tend to have one thing in common, su...
-
J ack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so... -
Mother's Day is just a couple of days away. Here are 75 inspiring quotes that you'd like to share with friends and family members ... -
A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips, and feeling a sharp pain he screams, “Ahhhhh.” Immediately he hears a... -
T here was once a great scholar who taught people how to deal with rudeness. One day as the scholar was walking through a village, a very an... -
I t is rather difficult to ascertain the exact occasion of the writing of the 23rd Psalm. There are those who feel that the Psalm was writ...
-
The little child whispered, “God, speak to me” And a meadowlark sang. But the child did not hear. So the child yelled, “God, speak to me!” A... -
T here was a bare-footed big-city drifter named George. He had wild hair and was wearing tattered pants and an over-sized, food-stained t-sh...
All time Popular Posts
-
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told... -
This fantastic roses and violets picture is from http://flickr.com/photos/35318832@N00/1148167067/ Roses are red poems... well, that's ...
-
Mother's Day is just a couple of days away. Here are 75 inspiring quotes that you'd like to share with friends and family members ...
-
Charles Frazier Stanley (born September 25, 1932) is the senior pastor of megachurch First Baptist Church Atlanta in northern Atlanta, Georg...
-
This Father's Day Verses Funny blog entry is brought to you in the lead up to Fathers Day next month.Based on a joke I read somewhere I ... -
I t is rather difficult to ascertain the exact occasion of the writing of the 23rd Psalm. There are those who feel that the Psalm was writ...
-
Burns Night Speeches There's no hard and fast rules about Burns Night speeches but Burns Nights do tend to have one thing in common, su...
-
These inspirational Christians quotes are meant to strengthen and uplift you, that they will give you courage and give you hope. As we walk ... -
Brother Hammer served as the chairman. The other members of the tool belt informed him that he must leave, because he was too noisy. B...
No comments:
Post a Comment