Naughty Joke 081208

Kissing is a pleasureF**king is a gameGuys get all the pleasureGirls get all the painHe says he loves you, and you believe it is trueUntil your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain3 days in hospital, a child without a nameThe baby is a b*stardThe mother is a wh*reThis never would have happened if the rubber had not tore.