Naughty Jokes 090108

1. A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man.Guy: Get over it, buddy,It's not the end of the world.Buddy: It's all right for you to say, but whatif you came home one night and caught another man in bed withyour wife?"Ponders for a moment, Guy: I'd break his caneand kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass.2. Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey,Pop! What are you doing'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model thatgets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."3. A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast, the guy: Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me. She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204."