Dumb Blonde Jokes 100808

1. A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"2. A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.""Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."They went outside and hailed a taxi driver."Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid.""No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."3. Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't thebrightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turnedto another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. Whatdo I do?""Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded. With that,the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on thephotocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.