Funny Text Messages 101508

1. What is deference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.2. John: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: no, of course not.John: good, because i didn't do my homework.3. I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.