Funny Text Messages 100608

1. Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?Patient: What problem?2. Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: no, of course not.Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.3. How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.