Free 21st Birthday Speeches
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Links to Free 21st birthday speeches or for any milestone or special birthday are provided belowThis kissogram with attitude is for a female’s birthday and is more a performance than a speech, involving more than one male. It was written for a specific person but hey one liberal, fun loving, beer swilling, boob flashing, phallic food giggling, saucy humoured floozy is much like any other so here goes.
A kissogram’s a half naked floozy
But hey lets not be choosy
Tho’ we’re not quite right
We have come here tonight
As a Gang Bangagram (for Susi) (for you, see)(don’t feel woozy)
Remember when you’d had a few beers
In drink, you conquered your fears
While pissed on the beach
You slipped right out of reach
It’s on film, it would bring you to tears
You swim in the pool and the seas
Thro’ the water you glide with such ease
When you come up for air
You should take much more care
You’ve been known to pop out of these
You caused quite a stir, so we hear
At the Browne’s house, sometime last year
You had them in fits
By baring your bits
And we missed them, we’d gone home oh dear
On your bike you make like a tank
No respector of race, creed or rank
You’ve left many poor guys
With tears in their eyes
And their best bits impaled on your crank
free 21st birthday speechesYou can’t eat a sausage that’s thickOr anything else that’s phallicA banana as wellMakes you giggle like hellYou’ll have trouble with this spotted dickAt racquet sports you’re known to enthuseBe it shuttle or ball, as you chooseYou do the splits on the floorThen jump up for moreNot for us, we’ve got much more to lose
We hope that you’re not offendedIf you are, blame Hugh cos he penned itWe’re a Gang BangagramAnd we don’t give a damnBrace yourself cos our song is now ended
Don’t cower there in a huddle
Don’t get yourself all in a muddleIt’s just our jolly japeWe’re not planning on rapeAll we want is a kiss and a cuddle
This was written primarily by Hugh Douglas with imput from me
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