Regular readers will know of my, some would say, obsession, I would say healthy interest, in search engine optimisation.
Funny Dirty Love Poems is a big search term and that's very understandable since, talking of obsession, the internet is truly obsessed with things dirty...dirty but not sexy.
So Funny Sexy Poems is never/rarely searched for and I, in my naivety five years back, created on my verses4cards website a page called Funny Sexy Poems which Google has now dropped. I thought it was taking the moral high ground, even though all the material is very mild mannered...this one, for example, I wrote as the flagship poem for that page
I'd like to scuttle your puttleSpiddle your paddleTickle your wickleAnd twittle your taddleStroodle your doodleCromple your stringBrundle your strundleAnd frondle your ding
See, I told you I'm completely nuts about you
Jon Bratton © 2004
I now realise that Google dropped it because funny sexy poems are never searched for and so I am republishing the material on this funny dirty love poems blog page to reassert my copyright.
Right now, as I write, if you google any part of the above verse you will find it being quoted by an individual on a forum somewhere or on facebook. These individuals would have copied from my webpage before it was dropped. If you want to visit the page yourself click on the link
In parting, here's another in my funny dirty love poems collection
The gift for you, I pondered thusWas a ginormous hippopotamusSo you and I could rideAstrideHis hippo hideWhile sitting on our bottomusAnd, perhaps, since you've got him,I should get one too....Two ...hippopotamiOr we could just do it....like normal peopleli
Adapted by Jon Bratton © 2004 from somewhere
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This 'Funny Dirty Love Poems' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers
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