Funny SMS

Your Funny SMS colection for today :1. Meaning of ValentineDo u know what r the meanings of VALENTINEAns: You'r V:veryE:eminentL:lovelyE:energeticN:niceT:tamizdarI:inteligentN:nobleE:everloving2. When i open my eyes every morning When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! 3. When I was born Devil said..When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....4. Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...5. If ur world is spining Round & Round.If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...