Funny text messages

6 things can come at any time:In our life time6 things can come at any time:1.love2.friendship3.money4.death5.illness---6.susu: isliye karke sona .Oh shitt.. jal gaya:pWhat was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)?Socho…Dont know..Oh! shit jal gaya!!We will buy new wedding wringGirlfriend:It’s 2 tightBoyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,Girlfriend:It’s painful,Boyfriend:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!An Aeroplane asks a RocketAn Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back!