In 26 days it will be Mother's Day so it's time to bring you some of the funny mothers day poems (you be the judge of that) I have written over the years. This first one I wrote yesterday for Boss's day and then I realised it's just as good for mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers, sisters etc
If Oscars were given to mothers
I'd nominate you
If Olympic medals were won by mothers
Your Gold is overdue
If Nobel Prizes were awarded to mothers
You would have quite a few
If Honorary Degrees were granted to mothers
You'd have some of them too
Mother's Day Poems are given to mothersAnd this is mine to you
Jon Bratton 2009
Funny Mothers Day Poems and QuotesFunny Mothers Day Poems..are there any other kinds? Well yes, here's one about something very common these days...Grannies looking after Tots
Mum (Mom) you know I (we) rely on youPerhaps more than I (we) oughtBut I (we) really do appreciateAll your love and support
Have a really lovely Mother's DayAnd may all your cards be beautiesHave a nice long rest before resumingYour childminding duties
Which I (we) hope you find rewardingNot in money terms, as suchBut knowing that I (we) and the childrenLove and appreciate you very much
Happy Mother's Day
Jon Bratton c 2006
Yet more Funny Mothers Day Poems what I have written
You're a Queen, Mother(Forgive my clumsiness)Have a right royal dayYour Mummsiness
Jon Bratton c 2004
Funny Mothers Day Poems, very short
Mum, you're very preciousSolid platinumIt's no wonder that I love youTo the maxi-Mum
Jon Bratton c 2004
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History is litteredWith many heroinesBut none measure up to youMy dear Mummikins
Happy Mummikins Day
Jon Bratton c 2005
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