Image from http://www.cafepress.com/tuffkitty/993311Funny rude poems is another popular search term, I suspect, mainly sought by kids. Stuff I have written is intended to be funny but is probably not rude enough for, or cover the subjects of interest to, the average sub teenager. Anyway here goes the first in my funny rude poems collection
Why a cat is better than a man
A cat needn't be right all of the timeOr leave up the toilet seatOr hog the TV remote controlOr complain if you turn up the heat
Or complain about your motherOr grill you 'bout other cats you've knownOr feel the need to finish your sentencesOr complain if you use the phone
Or say you look better when wearing high heelsOr make jokes at your expenseOr proudly sport a beer bellyYet still flirt o'er the garden fence
Or complain if its dinner comes out of a canOr act like a baby when sickOr need a rottweiler to make it feel machoOr have its brain controlled by its dick
Jon Bratton © 2004
To finish here's some limericks which fit the category of funny rude poems. I didn't write them but I did adapt them to be rude rather than crude
I like blokes, be they Brown, Jones or SmithWell my virtue is mostly a mythCos try as I canI just can't find a manThat it's fun to be virtuous with
A gay chap who lived in KhartoumTook a lesbian up to his roomAnd they argued all nightAbout who had the rightTo do what and with which and to whom
There was a young harlot from KewWho filled her 'little earner' with glue.She said with a grin,"If they pay to get in,They'll pay to get out of it, too."
This 'Funny Rude Poems' blog entry is copyright Jon Bratton 2009.This material is free to use for personal use but may not be lifted in whole or part by website publishers
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